We’ve listed the ten we found most interesting. The complete list meanwhile lies here.

1 Never ask a woman if she wants to have sex by asking her if she wants to have sex.

2 When one of the big bosses at work unexpectedly says something really cheery and friendly to you, he means absolutely nothing by it. Not even if he’s your father.

3 Pointedly praising something unusual a person owns or has done will make you appear far smarter in his eyes than a 10-minute discourse on world events.

4 Trying to “teach someone a lesson” never works.

5 You will never become a rock star.

6 As you go through life, you will discover that more and more of the subjects you studied in college are useless, with the exception of abnormal psychology.

7 An milligram of appearance is worth a kilo of substance.

8 The way a woman looks, acts, and talks says nothing about how good she is in bed.

9 Never get into a pissing match via e-mail. If he forwards, you lose.

10 The person who sincerely says to you, “I want to get to know you better,” is a person you don’t want to know at all.