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10 Unwritten Rules To Live By

Unwritten Rules To Live By

Still, yet, again, another list of rules to live by.

We’ve listed the ten we found most interesting. The complete list meanwhile lies here.

1 Never ask a woman if she wants to have sex by asking her if she wants to have sex.

2 When one of the big bosses at work unexpectedly says something really cheery and friendly to you, he means absolutely nothing by it. Not even if he’s your father.

3 Pointedly praising something unusual a person owns or has done will make you appear far smarter in his eyes than a 10-minute discourse on world events.

4 Trying to “teach someone a lesson” never works.

5 You will never become a rock star.

6 As you go through life, you will discover that more and more of the subjects you studied in college are useless, with the exception of abnormal psychology.

7 An milligram of appearance is worth a kilo of substance.

8 The way a woman looks, acts, and talks says nothing about how good she is in bed.

9 Never get into a pissing match via e-mail. If he forwards, you lose.

10 The person who sincerely says to you, “I want to get to know you better,” is a person you don’t want to know at all.

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