If your girl-friend suddenly has the exhibitionist urge but doesn’t really want to go all the way you could encourage her to wear her private parts around the neck.

Vulva Love makes and sells vulvas pendants made in pale shades of shimmering pinks and hung on an antique copper wire.

And since they prefer clay for that ‘fleshy look’ – and not the ‘fleshy feel’ – it’s use is strictly restricted as an adornment.

Vulva Jewelery